Thank you for all of the years! From Wall Street to Affiliate marketing to Ecommerce to DeGeneration. It has been an amazing decade and we would like to thank you so much for everything! All the laughs and all of the wonderful people we’ve met (particularly anon troll avatars on Twitter!)
That said… As we all know…. BANKS ARE ZEROS
Therefore, we are transitioning our entire platform to Substack. This website will no longer exist in 48 hours. Everything will be shut down and yes we do have a back up copy for everything so no need to panic (just give us some time to reorganize).
BANKS ARE ZEROS EVENT DETAILS: April 27, 2021 NYC Times Square, NASDAQ building (exactly in the photo on Twitter). 1) Exact address location will be reiterated on twitter and substack. 2) At 4PM EST to 7PM EST we will BOOST the number of clowns appearing on signs and we will be throwing our meet up at that time (look for various clowns running around)
Clown Event – FREE US TOKEN:
Tier 1 (minimum 1 hour troll commitment): We have hundreds of free shirts that say BANKS ARE ZEROS with our logo. You get one for FREE for *simply showing up* unless we run out. In addition you will receive a specific amount of US Token a *minimum* of $50 for simply showing up and wearing a mask and wearing a shirt that says BANKS ARE ZEROS. If you want to do something else and simply hold a sign that says BANKS ARE ZEROS we will still pay you $50. But please put a face covering on for Doxx issues and covid-19 rules.
Tier 2 (minimum 1 hour troll commitment): You will have to show up to see this. While the $50 tier is simply for showing up and wearing any mask with the phrase BANKS ARE ZEROS on your shirt/holding a sign… the $100 tier is better. This one will be secretive for now but it does NOT require much more effort. Everyone who shows up for this will do something similar… Chocolate covered grass hoppers may or may not be involved! No you do not need to ever show your face, any mask works.
Tier 3 (Paid Clowns): We have clown volunteers and you will get an email from us now to pay for everything. Total free for all. Just show up with clown gear and completely masked up and you get the payment. We are emailing you now.
Tier 4: Clown Owners – The clown ad actually runs for 24 hours randomly though the day (this is how the system works) and the clowns will receive a boost from 4-7pm (roughly) on April 27. We submitted every clown equally at random including Clownman Sachs. We are setting up a website to *try* and earn all of you re-occurring revenue through a decentralized platform (will be explained later). For now just get the message out there and recognize we’re trying to make you part of the largest troll in history.
Summary: More exact details will be released on the FREE substack. There will be enough for HUNDREDS of participants so don’t worry about too many clowns showing up, we want as many as humanly possible. WEAR A MASK PLEASE. DO NOT DOX YOURSELF AND DO NOT DO ANY DAMAGE TO ANYONE OR ANY BUILDING. This is a group troll. This website will self destruct in 48 hours and we have already backed it up so don’t panic. Also we are dumping 100% of profits from all book sales into this event so we’re giving the entire thing back. Gratis.
